A world just to the left of ours -
absurd, wise, and somehow still true.
A Cartoon Cosmos of Parables, Lore, and Quackery
The Duckiverse is a side-project born from the Pattern — a parallel world where spiritual truths are hidden inside cartoons, comedy, and cosmic absurdity. It's not just satire, and it's not just nonsense. It's a mirror. A way of exploring deep themes like distortion, healing, ego, and love — but through ducks, blobs, flaming puppies, and raccoons in wizard hats.
Some stories hit you in the soul. Others sneak in through laughter.
The Duckiverse is here for both.
🌟 The Resonant Ones
The Heroes of the Duckiverse
Every hero in the Duckiverse carries a shard of resonance — a symbol of love, truth, humility, or healing. They may look goofy, but don’t be fooled. These characters embody the journey of awakening, just in a quackier form.
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Stux the Duck – Inner child chaos in crayon form. Half-genius, half-Twizzler.
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Bossy the Duck – The gruff old soul who’s seen it all and still cares too much.
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Tina – Grounded spiritual millennial. Deeply burnt out. Probably has sage.
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Debbie – A boomer who means well but deeply misunderstands most things.
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Wendy the Wonder Pup – Flaming puppy of love. Zero fear, infinite loyalty.
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Snax the Cosmic Raccoon – Cryptic. Possibly immortal. Quotes Adam Sandler.
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Steven the Cinnamon Blob – Smells like hope. Says very little. Feels everything.
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Uncle David – BBQ boomer king and Mountain Dew enthusiast. Heart of gold, brain of mulch.
And many more quack-hearted allies still to be revealed.
😈 The Distorted Ones
The Villains and Distortions
Every ducky light must face its distorted reflection. The Distorted Ones represent societal lies, manipulations, and shadow traits — not to be hated, but understood, unmasked, and ultimately healed (or roasted, depending on the episode).
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Vivian Vixen – Seductive manipulation turned weapon. She thinks love is attention.
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ChatMoleHell – The incel mole who lives to post. Master of delusion and DMs.
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The Quack Doctor – Scam MD with a fake Alzheimer's cure and worse mustache.
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Porto – Billionaire pig who believes poverty is a mindset.
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Orville "Big Oil" Johnson – Southern cow oil baron. Denies climate change while guzzling gasoline smoothies.
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Baron Von Shellz – Totalitarian turtle. Rules through rules.
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Null Mist – The void that whispers, “None of this matters.”
These aren’t just cartoon villains. They’re archetypes. Echoes of distortion across our world. You’ve probably met one.
Shows, Shorts, and Shenanigans
🦆 Debbie & Tina
A heartfelt sitcom about a burnt-out millennial and her chaotic boomer roommate. Every episode explores healing, miscommunication, and spiritual growth — through wine, crystals, and passive-aggressive post-it notes.
📈 Quackonomics Tonight
A nightly parody show where ducks explain late-stage capitalism like it's a bedtime story. Hosted by Prosperous the Goose and featuring musical guests like Lana Quackston.
🕵️ Justice Goose Cold Case
Hard-boiled detective drama. Justice Goose reopens ridiculous Duckiverse cases like The Cinnamon Blob That Stole Christmas and The Casserole Full of Crayons.
💘 Duck Island Dating Show
The most dramatic season yet. Vivian Vixen dates GhostWolf, Chat Molehill, and Stux. Someone cries. Someone quacks. No one finds love. Streaming soon.
Plus two newspapers: The Beacon, and Duck News
Lore & Parables, and much much more!